8/31/2023 0 Comments Cats hold blender hostageThe other two cats stand guard, waiting for their chance to leap up on the box, and making sure that no one moves it. As soon as one cat leaves, another takes its place. To make a long story short, it's been almost a month now and the Vitamix blender is still in the box because there is always a cat sitting on top. The other two cats, George and Lando Calrission, waited their turn to sit on the box. As soon as Jessica put the box on the kitchen floor, their cat Max jumped up on it. READ ALSO: VIDEO: Wobbly Cats a riot of flailing legs and paws but bundles of love and joy to their ownerĭo you have a story tip? Email: us on Twitter and Instagram, and like us on Facebook.On the day after Thanksgiving, Jessica and Nikii Gerson-Neeves bought themselves a Vitamix blender as a mutual Christmas gift. They remain enthralled with the original Vitamix, which they accurately know to be the one true box. Max, George Destroyer of Worlds, and Lando Calrissian are also content. The achievement was soon celebrated with a blender-full of margaritas. “Victory is ours,” they wrote in a Facebook post. Their neighbour documented the affair.īriefly set back by a second box within the first, the couple extracted their blender at long last and grasped it, arms outstretched above their heads, in triumph. Vitamix sent them a brand new blender, and this time the couple was fully prepared.Ĭarefully transporting the delivery into their home, Nikii held the box while Jessica used a broom-wielding arm to ward off the cats and a knife-wielding arm to slice open the packing tape. 29, precisely 46 days after the battle began, that Jessica and Nikii brought the saga to a close. But, the stand-off has brought them, and thousands of others, far more joy during a difficult time than a well-blended smoothie ever could. Of course, the couple has pointed out, they know if they really wanted to they could have extracted the blender. (Facebook/Temperamental Chucklefuck and Friends) The box containing the real blender (far right) remains under constant watch. Max, George Destroyer of Worlds, and Lando Calrissian battle over the Vitamix boxes. To their dismay – and the delight of about 53,000 Facebook followers – Max, George, and Lando were not fooled. Surely, with a properly-branded box each, the cats would be content relinquishing control of the occupied one, the couple thought. READ ALSO: Victoria cats hold Vitamix blender box hostage during weeks-long saga “Other cardboard boxes seem to lack the appeal of the Vitamix box, and since, much like your wonderful blenders, this stand-off seems to be Built To Last, we’re afraid that this may be our only way out of the situation in which we find ourselves,” Jessica wrote. The $400 Vitamix couldn’t be beat.įinally, the couple put out a plea to Vitamix, requesting that they send three empty blender boxes. Jessica and Nikii did their best to distract their cats with ice cream maker, shoe and soda boxes, but while the sentient beings may have shown some interest, they couldn’t be tricked into leaving their true object of desire. The felines battled each other day after day to clock the most hours atop the glorious green and white box. Jessica Gerson-Neeves and her wife Nikii rose to international cat-owner stardom after their three cats – Max (sentient soccer ball), George Destroyer of Worlds (sentient potato), and Lando Calrissian (questionably sentient dust bunny) – refused to allow them access to their Black Friday purchased Vitamix. After a more than six week stand-off between three particularly power-hungry cats battling to claim the one true Vitamix-box throne, Greater Victoria’s best-known self-described “middle-aged lesbians” have finally obtained their blender.
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